There Are Now Nine Types Of Boobs Apparently

Apparently there are nine types of breasts.

Apparently there are nine types of breasts.

All equal in beauty but they each have their own individual features.

Personally, I think there’s one type missing…’absent’ (I’m not bitter about the A cup).
There used to be seven according to lingerie experts ThirdLove, who sell bras according to specific shapes as oppose to generic sizes, but they have recently added the ‘athletic’ and ‘relaxed’ types.

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Asymmetric

Asymmetric

This is pretty self explanatory, and it is extremely normal to have one breast bigger than the other.

Athletic

Athletic

I guess this is one the added in when they realised they had forgotten us feeble-breasted folk.
Nothing wrong with it! Keira Knightley rocks the athletic boobs.

Hmm which type does Kate Upton have?

Hmm which type does Kate Upton have?

Bell Shape

Bell Shape

Like a bell, if they are slimmer at the top and wider at the bottom.

…Cue Anita Ward Ring My Bell.

Relaxed

Relaxed

This is a new type which makes it sound like the breasts have sort of given up.
ThirdLove describe them as having lax tissue and downward pointing nipples.

This is a new type which makes it sound like the breasts have sort of given up. ThirdLove describe them as having lax tissue and downward pointing nipples.

This is a new type which makes it sound like the breasts have sort of given up. ThirdLove describe them as having lax tissue and downward pointing nipples.

East West

East West

The hilarious name just means that your nipples are not friends so face away from each other.
Better than pointing towards each other.

Round

Round

I call them porn star boobs.
Being equally full at the top and bottom makes these incredibly bouncy and perky.

Tear Drop

Tear Drop

Similar to round, but slightly less full at the top.
They do have a tendency to bring people to tears.

They look like they need to come up for air.

They look like they need to come up for air.

Slender

Slender

Slender breasts are thin and have the nipples pointing downwards.

Side Set

Side Set

Last but not least are the side set boobs which have a wide gap in between them.

So there we have it, all the boob knowledge you could ever wish for.

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