Woke Up To This Disaster This Morning And Now The Cat Is High As Shit. I Aint Even Mad.
Do What You Must, For I Have Already Won
My Mom Sent Me A Text Saying, "So... This Is My Living Room." One Of Her Dogs Got Ahold Of One Of Her New Pillows. These Are Just The Cats Rolling Around Like Assholes
So Busted
The Reason Why I Can't Have Nice Things
So Proud Of His Work
"Get A Dog" They Said, "It'll Be Fun" They Said
I've Been Toilet Training The Cat. I Think He's Learning Too Well
Everyone Is Posting About Their Dogs Looking Guilty And Then There's My Dog, Who Is Clearly Proud Of Her Work
Local Doggie Daycare Learned A Valuable Lesson About Leaving A Roomba In The Reception Area
After He Destroys Things, He Doesn't Even Want To Acknowledge It
Went To Movie For 3 Hours Come Back To This
"I'm Glad You're Home. It's Been Pretty Boring Around Here"
No Word Of A Lie, This Is What I Just Came Home To
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